Well, had a relatively interesting Christmas. And by interesting I mean life threatening. See, I had recently been feeling some pains in my lower abdomen. At first I thought, "Gee, maybe I should get that checked out..." Then, I realized what the consequences of that would be- tests, probing, more tests, answering weird questions, some guy touching me in all sorts of places... "Fuck that," I said, "it'll just get better on its own." No, it did not... I awake at three-thirty in the morning six days ago, not because of Santa anticipation, but because of severe abdominal pain. If any of you have ever been stabbed, imagine if the knife was red-ho